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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Surely there must be another way

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Surely there must be another way

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • Frank Ring@lemmy.world
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    Doctor is unqualified. I want expensive pills with unknown side effects for the rest of my life.

  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    Whose lifestyle, Doc? Are you going to tell them for me?

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      11 months ago

      You naughty little boy

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml
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    I went in to the doctor’s a year or so ago and one of the things I brought up was foot pain. They looked at my 6in heels and gave me a look, didn’t even have to say anything. I wear heels less often than I want to now 😔 but the pain is gone at least

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      They looked at my 6in heels and gave me a look

      ‘Thanks for the free money’ look?

      • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml
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        A ‘do you seriously need to ask this, you ding dong’ type look. I was mostly in there for other stuff that was just a quick detour

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    Get a new doctor. Eventually you will get someone who will say what you want to hear.

    • starchylemming@lemmy.world
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      doctors are way to overbooked and overworked. people being offended by actual solutions really doesn’t help.

      can we have some other guy where these people can go to, to relax the system?

      just some dude who tells them: hell yeah sis! its ok, eat yourself to death! here take some drugs so you dont notice your problems anymore, bye

      you don’t need a highly trained professional for that. cheap solution

      • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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        i don’t necessarily disagree but i think the guy you responded to was being sarcastic

      • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca
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        Mate, fatpeoplehate got banned in 2015. Move on.

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I want to solve all my problems without changing anything

    • shalva97@lemmy.world
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      exactly, I want to be rich without having to work

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    The only cure is more cowbell.

  • Jimbo@yiffit.net
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    :<

  • jaybone@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Cat is cute.

  • Enkrod@feddit.org
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    This hits hard right now. Wish me luck I’m getting my jazz-rythm heart checked out.

  • Chloë (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Lol heard that before I transitionned, but I was quite happy instead :P

  • Zacryon@lemmy.wtf
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    Like becoming rich?

    • Pandantic [they/them]@midwest.social
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      Yeah, you aren’t maxthrifting and miserpilled enough.

    • LaVacaMariposa@mander.xyz
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      And skinny!

  • birbalkumar@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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    Removed by mod

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