• Count Regal Inkwell@pawb.social
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    I feel ‘Magic’ is able to cover a lot of these…

    Anyway

    Immortality, Insanely Rich, Magic.

    I will then become a supervillainous evil wizard. Sorry-not-sorry.

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      Enjoy being 16 trillion years old and bored out of your mind, if you’re even still sane lol

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        Methinks eventually going completely nuts is part and parcel of the supervillain lifestyle

        I know what I signed up for.

        Now all I need is a hero type who will antagonise me and mess with my plans… But never kill me or take my wealth to reduce my power. And also we’ll have a rivalry that borders on the homoerotic sexual tension.

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      Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I’m sure the super rich I can acquire in a lifetime or two in 1 hour deliveries. Cargo ship from U.S. to Australia in an hour, got you. Rich people need organ transplants? Poof.

      Military needs someone to take someone out? Poof. A few contracts and now your stacking bank accounts.