cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months agoCruel and unusual punishmentlemmy.mlexternal-linkmessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1970arrow-down18cross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1962arrow-down1external-linkCruel and unusual punishmentlemmy.mlcm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months agomessage-square52linkfedilinkcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up74arrow-down1·10 months agoThe murderers have to do C++.
minus-squaremarble@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up39·10 months agoI already do C++, so I must have a few credits built up…
minus-squareearphone843@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·10 months agoIf you do COBOL it’s a get out of jail free card
minus-squareVaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·10 months agoDon’t murderers do filesystems?
minus-squaremdurell@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·10 months agoI got this. For those that don’t, search about reiserfs and the author’s criminal history.
minus-squarewise_pancake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoThey’ve already got the requisite skills for Unix man kill pkill -P <parent_pid> —signal SIGKILL killall -9
The murderers have to do C++.
I already do C++, so I must have a few credits built up…
If you do COBOL it’s a get out of jail free card
Don’t murderers do filesystems?
I got this. For those that don’t, search about reiserfs and the author’s criminal history.
They’ve already got the requisite skills for Unix
man killpkill -P <parent_pid> —signal SIGKILLkillall -9