cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 days agoCruel and unusual punishmentlemmy.mlimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1943arrow-down16cross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up72arrow-down1·4 days agoThe murderers have to do C++.
minus-squaremarble@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up39·4 days agoI already do C++, so I must have a few credits built up…
minus-squareearphone843@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·4 days agoIf you do COBOL it’s a get out of jail free card
minus-squareVaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·3 days agoDon’t murderers do filesystems?
minus-squaremdurell@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-23 days agoI got this. For those that don’t, search about reiserfs and the author’s criminal history.
minus-squarewise_pancake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoThey’ve already got the requisite skills for Unix man kill pkill -P <parent_pid> —signal SIGKILL killall -9
The murderers have to do C++.
I already do C++, so I must have a few credits built up…
If you do COBOL it’s a get out of jail free card
Don’t murderers do filesystems?
I got this. For those that don’t, search about reiserfs and the author’s criminal history.
They’ve already got the requisite skills for Unix
man killpkill -P <parent_pid> —signal SIGKILLkillall -9