Always a good one! It seems overdue for an update to include Clojure, Go, Rust, Typescript, Swift, and Zig.

That BASIC GOTO joke got me real good, kudos to the author xD

Lots of good gems, this one got me:

1980 - Alan Kay creates Smalltalk and invents the term “object oriented.” When asked what that means he replies, “Smalltalk programs are just objects.” When asked what objects are made of he replies, “objects.” When asked again he says “look, it’s all objects all the way down. Until you reach turtles.”