• null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8 hours ago
    • I want to shit out gold instead of turds
    • sure but that’s not possible
    • yeah but I could be rich
    • ok dumbass
    • thank you, representative speaking on behalf of everyone …
    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      6 hours ago

      what if you only shit a tiny amount of gold, and had to sift that out of daily turdage?

      what percentage would still send you back into gold-panning the turds of what you ate yesterday?

      these are the questions that keep me up at night.