Tourists and locals were converging on the site where Martin Luther King Jr. spoke and where protesters denounced the Vietnam War, just to catch a glimpse of the wayward sealant—or perhaps even a souvenir.
“Taking a piece of paint is like taking a piece of the Berlin Wall,” one cyclist passing by told me. “It’s a piece of history.”
Next up, they are going to try to shoot the algae.
Ultimately, trump will surrender to the algae and part of the deal will be that the fountain in front of the white house now gets infested with algae as well.
Nuke the algae
Radiation sterilization would probably be effective
I heard the algae illegally migrated from the plumb, so the USA is probably going to abduct it’s children as retribution
Where does green fall in on the skin color-terrorism sheet?
Near green
Like SOO close to green.