In that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It’ll look like you’re planking but really it’s just piss physics.
Only option?
Have you considered sitting down facing the wall, placing the palm of your hand over the tip and letting it all ricochet off your hand, flow down the shaft and drip off your balls into the bowl?
No?
Yeah, me neither.
Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.
In that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It’ll look like you’re planking but really it’s just piss physics.
Pfft just stand on your head like normal.
Only option?
Have you considered sitting down facing the wall, placing the palm of your hand over the tip and letting it all ricochet off your hand, flow down the shaft and drip off your balls into the bowl?
No?
Yeah, me neither.
Then just lick your hand dry. Alternatively use the moisture to fix your hair.
Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.
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Yeeeah… no thanks lol. I’m not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.
you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine