I did computer work in an old hospital and there was a secret bathroom in the basement near the server room but it was terrifying because it was used to store CPR dummies so if you wanted to poop in there you’d have a dozen open mouthed elderly torsos staring at you.
Perfect beautiful lies folks. Everyone knows it.
I asked my employer provided AI assistant if this is true and it assured me that natural snowfall was disinformation invented by leftists in order to destroy our capitalist utopia.
This message brought to you by Jill Stein who pops up every four years to grift money and accomplish nothing except cozying up to Putin. I guess there is still the brain worm dead animal guy?
Third parties in the US are unserious. I wish that weren’t the case but that’s the reality.
Right in the middle of Berlin.
(This information may be 30 years out of date)
Can someone please validate my decision to pay $23 a year for this dumb corndog.social domain just so I had something fun for my Lemmy instance.
Nihilism is for suckers. I’m going to make the world a better place and have some fun along the way too.
Look upon what thou has twat and ponder it.
If magic was real, expert magic users would not trust it at all.
“Haha yeah I mostly do transfiguration magic but I do some evocation too occasionally. No I don’t eat any transfigured food or do any of that at home or anything honestly I’m surprised it works at all.”
I can tell the time perfectly well unless someone asks me what time it is. Then my brain is completely useless and I just have to twist my wrist around awkwardly to show them.
Well it may not be accurate or effective, but at least it’s expensive.
Burger place with yellowed ceiling tiles and a laminated menu? That shit is gonna be good.
I don’t think that is a common recommendation.
Now, my story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” cause that Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”…
Linkin Park slaps so hard that even parodies of Linkin Park sound good. I always thought the hate they got was good hearted in a ‘guilty pleasure’ sort of way but then they stayed relevant long enough everyone forgot what they were supposed to be feeling guilty about.
Legomore
It’s trying to be retrofuturistic but it has no real style or flow so it just looks like a cube.
Woah! Hot take. The mouth of Sauron is some of the coolest content that was cut.
Maybe Saruman shooting fireballs could have been left behind.
Are there people actually defending Windows for development? In my experience it’s usually like this:
Developer on a Mac: Macs are the best.
Developer on Linux: Linux is the best.
Developer on Windows: My employer bought this computer for me and it sucks but they pay me $150k a year to put up with it so I do.