I transcribe posts over on c/microblogmemes along with whatever else i feel like transcribing
Not a village. My gaming PC can generate a 200 x 200 avatar in seconds
Ribbed for your tire’s pleasure?
If anyone ever did break into my house and take my computer, they would have to unplug it first; at that point, the disk would encrypt
The disk is always encrypted. When data is accessed, it is stored decrypted in RAM. The drive doesn’t decrypt when unlocking it and doesn’t encrypt when turning it off.
Honestly I don’t understand the whole NNN “challenge”. I feel like it would be harder to “nut” (hate that euphemism) every day without fail.
In a more literal way, I failed NNN already this morning by eating a peanut butter protein bar. Even if you don’t count buttered peanuts, it contained chunks of peanuts.
This might belong more in Lemmy Shitpost or Funny: Home of the Haha. Let me know if it doesn’t belong here
Very unlikely, but not impossible
He makes sure people follow the 35 speed limit
Gluten allergic people are one step ahead of you
Who’s Freddy?
I don’t eat any grass. I eat leaves that are green (spinach for instance), but not grass.
What does that mean?
Free trip to hearing damage town if they aren’t already
Anyone remember that “devious licks” trend?