Or… Everyone on Lemmy is too old to hear about it
You mean we’ve… escaped? We’re free?
Master has given dobby a dictionary. Dobby is free!
Free at last, free at last!
Until you go outside. Luckily, I have a teenaged kid who can tell me what shit means while giggling at my greying beard.
Until you go outside.
Phew, I’m safe then!
We’re like the ones on the outside of the matrix (good reference I know, right age group as well) knowing how screwed we really are. We can enter into it, but we have seen the outside.
Figuratively of course, even though I have heard a lot of good things about this “grass” people keep talking about. Why you would wanna touch it, I don’t know, but maybe one day.
Touching grass really is the rizz.
I dunno bro, sounds like fake news to me.
Just waiting for a sussy baka with the requisite rizz to guide us on the path to skibidi fleekness. Poggers?
Straight Up Ohio
Got that silver tongue pussy. Stussy.
fr fr such gyatt no cap
Tinkie winkie
Hawk tuah
Bless you.
I don’t smell burnt toast, but clearly I’ve had a stroke if that’s supposed to be readable.
dae young people bad
Oh they’re always coming out.
They just don’t always catch on.
Just keep refreshing Urban Dictionary until you see one start getting traction.
You mean UrDic?
No, mine.
I think he meant the Ur-Dick, the primordial penis, the first phallus, the archetypal dong all men strive for.
Pic or didn’t happen
Keep in mind that the adults when we were kids and young adults felt the same way.
Languages evolve.
As a millennial, I think zoomer slang is much funnier than ours was. We said things like “epic win” or dumb shit about Chuck Norris but these zoomers are out there in the trenches sticking out their gyatts for the rizzler.
So, I just want to say that the oldest Zoomers are in their 20s now, and the ones actually sticking out their gyatts for the rizzler are Gen Alpha.
The Zalpha’s i.e those born after 2008
Depending on where you draw the line between Zoomers and Millennials, the oldest zoomers are about to turn 30, and I’m sure some already have chronic back pain.
Bye! I’m leaving before someone punches me
I also reckon that our forefathers had an easier time comprehending our epic wins, Chuck Norris references and so on.
I’ve somehow managed to comprehend gyatt and rizz (okay the latter is older than most people alive today I guess?), but skibidi toilet is where I draw the line.
Aww man you turn completely skibidi when you’re ohioing fucking old farts smh ice lol wyla
Exactly
Honestly its the same shit. Its a progression.
You can literally draw a line from ebaums world hitting you with your own pimp, through YouTube poop and Dasboschitts gmod idiot box, through the MLG compilations, the beggining of SFM, and all the way to today with skibidii toilet.
Society truly peaked at the height of YouTube poops.
If I took a shot every time someone said “language evolves” on Lemmy, I’d be fucking dead.
Real granko of you to post this now
You got me. I looked it up.
Yeet was good, god that was ages ago
It got yeeted from our vocabulary
Not very Skibidi of you
Lol old Lemmy users chizzed
Just gonna leave Brainrot Girlfriend here for you to read.
I read that as brainrot Garfield and got disappointed
Man… It took me 13 requests. Some were close, I got a realistic looking orange cat drooling. A lot of Garfield eating pizza. Finally bing gave me this…
Aw fuck yeah. That’s the brainrot I needed today. Thank you for that lol
Here’s the rest of the set then, enjoy!
And a bonus drooling cat that looks like it fell asleep drinking coffee
Hawk tuah
oh yeah. Forgot about that one.
What the sigma?
It’s the ligma
What is ligma?
balls
depends on the context, but σ is most often used to denote a member of a permutation group
Did you hawk tuah?
I was in Spirit Halloween yesterday and they had a Hawk Tuah costume (it was like a handyman jumpsuit that said something like “Hawk Tuah Lubricants”)
SpongeBob be bussin’, no cap, fam.
rizzed by a gyatt
frfr
Mainstream audiences caught up with the idea of brainrot slang, killing the very point of it
This is the natural life-cycle of slang.
Kinda makes me wonder if I’ve been a bit too successful at isolating myself from trends.
