JerkyChew

Neither of us is*

Lifting and shifting an existing monolithic architecture to the cloud with zero modernization changes will result in a higher cost than leaving it in a data center.

Converting the application to use as much serverless and microservice-based technology as possible is where the cloud ROI is.

I drive an F-150. I cannot reach the passenger door from the driver’s seat.

The Guild of Calamitous Intent will hear about this.

I did that, but I bought a 2020 GT350R.

Lobstrocities!