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Chaotic Evil’s sign also is just a lie and there is no yard sale at the address given.

Damn it, I knew I forgot something!

The one thing I would use AI image gen for is to finally see visually the dream he has about Jesus Christ jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Clause’s tummy-tum.

I’m slightly more mature than this…

I randomly hear

Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo!

I was using Google’s until recently. Now I am using FUTO.

I keep turning it off, but it always finds its way back on somehow. It pisses me off.

Even freshly showered balls still have that distinct ball smell. The soap just mixes with it and now you have a light floral addition to the sweaty ball smell.

Source: I like putting my face in balls.

I always wondered if the people who commonly are depicted as the bad guys in movies ever just don’t go to movies because they hate being depicted as evil, but it turns out they just didn’t actually pay any attention to the movies to have noticed the bad guys are basically them.

Reddit: “Come make friends on Reddit, France!”

Also Reddit: “Ew… French 🤢”

I’m honestly shocked that multiple people got the reference.

🎵Had a great day out,

Callin’ my name like Ferris Bueller,

Time to wrap this up,

I’m getting 19℅ slower! 🎵

I thought the lesson was “only those of your same race are attractive.” Which I think might be objectively worse. The “duckling” was only “ugly” because it was actually a swan.

There are some man made horrors I can comprehend; my mind likes to contemplate all sides that it can imagine. However, there are plenty of man-made horrors I can not comprehend because they are so fucked up, my brain couldn’t even imagine them.

I mean it’s in the name of the station type. There are only 40 songs.

Hey kid, I’m a computer, stop all the downloadin’!

Technically Patrick is still correct. There are way more younger generations doing more fucked up shit than us. Yeah, we had fucked up shit, but there was fewer of us so the volume of fucked up shit is significantly lower 😤

He didn’t say we didn’t have any just that we had less.

You cheeky bastard! 🤣

I’ve always liked the style of chucks, but yeah. They fall apart faster than wet tissue paper.

True… I am funny guy, but maybe not that funny.

Hulk is a dick. 😔