I remember my first Intel CPU came with a whole mess of those “Intel Inside” stickers and I was slapping them on everything. At the time, it was funny because most shit didn’t have a computer in it yet.

I have a billion dollars zero times. 😤

Beware the giant cock!

Because it was created by hyperspace cybernetic intelligence from the future and juvenile delinquent John Carmack. It knows inferior AI when it sees it.

What’s worse?

Illegal gambling in traditional sense (poker, dice, slots, etc) or legal gambling loopholes like video game lootboxes? 🤔

Didnt the Spartans famously practice homosexuality as a way of strengthening bonds between soldiers? The reasoning being that you’d fight extra hard for the guy next to you if you were lovers.

That kidney stone must hurt like a sonuvvabitch.

I haven’t seen an app name that funky since the late 90s or so with Nero Burning Rom. 😃

I see a blazingly fast web server

So is it just a lack of bandwidth that had the page take 5 minutes to load?

Imagine what Janeway woulda done to these guys.

🥀

Then just remove your clothes, cutie.

Do you wanna lose weight or replace fat with muscle?

I knew physics class sucked… Always ignoring friction to do calculations…

Was your old car made out of crack?

Me, looking at man-made horrors beyond my comprehension: “What is that?” (I don’t comprehend it)

Middle-aged, not old old.

The super common thing here for geriatrics are to just stand in the literal doorway, seemingly bewildered by the overwhelming number of shiny goods they can see on sale immediately upon entering or perhaps they simply forgot why they were there.

The studies showing Gen Z to be the first generation that is dumber than the previous generation really made all their slang start to make sense.

Is that the one where Rob Schnider is the dad character? I think I saw a SaberSpark essay about it. It can’t even be consistent in its own moral lessons and often contradicts itself.