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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Tyranny of choice

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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    thick fork.

    i don’t drink champagne, i can ignore the engagement mugs since i can serve my coffee in the still useful uncomfortable mug

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      the champagne glasses would be a great addition to my eye wash station

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        Yeah, great for filling with bleach.

        • expatriado@lemmy.world
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          I’d rather look at pictures of puppies

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah the rest of them can function but the ffffoooorrrrkkkk is straight up unusable

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        Could use it to mash potatoes

    • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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      If get rid of the fork too.

      Could probably file down and reglaze the handles on the engagement mugs. The uncomfortable mug could be used to hold toothbrushes or something and the champagne glasses can be candle holders.

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      I would do all the same choices except ignore uncomfortable mug, and carefully break one handle and use the other engagement mug with it’s handle intact

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    Obviously the mugs. I can fill only one of those champaign glasses and still have a functional glass. A mug hanging on the handle of another, no matter which is filled, is arguably the least convenient item here

    • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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      Dual wield the mugs.

      PS: alamy.

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        You have to dual wield them looped together, or else it’s just 2 mugs and not inconvenient.

        Even holding the 2 mugs together at the same time looped in is less convenient, and they wont both sit straight. I stand by my choice

    • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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      Just cut one of the handles and separate the mugs.

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        That works. I assumed in this challenge we cannot alter the inconvenience out. I could fix all those items in theory.

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    Engagement mugs have gotta be the worst.

    • Rooty@lemmy.world
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      There’s actually an IRL version called a Bilikum, or friendship jugs.

  • JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world
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    At first i considered the fork as the others can all be used if you only fill the one vessel you want to drink from and the fork isnt useful for anything, however something was nagging at me and i realise i would get rid of the person who wrote the meme, “which one you choosing”.

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    The uncomfortable mug is actually kinda practical for the two handed hand warming grip.

  • Deestan@lemmy.world
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    Fuck the fork

    Engagement mugs can be fixed with a hammer, uncomfortable mug is functional, champagne glass can be used to put flowers in.

  • psmgx@lemmy.world
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    Engagement mugs have to go.

    I can make the others work, mostly

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      I can use the mugs for plants and… idk, troll someone with the fork. Wtf am I gonna do with that champagne glass?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Tilt it so that one glass is above the other and then pour both in your mouth at the same time.

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          I don’t think that’s how physics

      • asteriskeverything@lemmy.world
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        Propagation station for your plants :)

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        Either use a straw or only fill one side? Is that cheating?

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    uncomfy mug is not even in the same tier as these, it is merely okay

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    Get rid of?

  • Baggins [he/him]@lemmy.ca
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    Thorcc

    Because it’s the odd one out

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    I just can’t imagine being able to eat anything with that fork, would rather use my fingers

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    Tbh I want all of them in my life

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    Fork must go. I have four kids, and they’ll eventually “take care of” the others even if not instructed to do so.

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    Engagement mugs.

    The others are awkward, but the engagement mugs actively fuck everything up worse by adding another human into the equation.

    Even without the other human, you have a mug dangling off yours, getting in the way.

    And even if you break one of the mugs off, you still are left with a mug with an awkward handle.

  • marcos@lemmy.world
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    Do those glasses communicate?

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      at resonance frequency

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