wut?

slow clap

I don’t like to look in the mirror when I’m tripping

great for high school presentations

the ones my ex gf still has

does that affect my zipper stiffy?

giggity

i once was asked to recite the alphabet backwards for a dui stop. after the pig wanted to breathalyze me first and I told him "don’t we have to do a little song and dance? (walk in a straight line).
been practicing ever since.

wait… ALL the digits? fucking mastermind over here

amazun, IMDB… what do they have in common?

because stories they are… lest you believe they’re history events

mythology… isn’t that a horse with 4 legs and 2 arms (the almighty centaur)?

that’s on the fly volume calculation. very useful for when you have to pack a truck.
also helps if you have some Tetris experience. so def monetizeable

there are dozens of us!

for me that is the exact other way around

come vist. 'tis a great (albeit mostly flat) place.
and there’s so much history everywhere.

I just inject… feels good man!

yeh but the other person was being a condescending prick about it.

just do a face swap thingy

are you part of the luxembourgeois?

well now you know. and you know how proud Dutch ppl are of their flag?

when the 'muricans ask “hey where do you store you flag when not in use?”

our universal answer is: “in the broom closet”

‘american’ts’: “surely neatly folded up and definitely not on the floor right?”

the Dutch: “nope, just toss it in there after the variety of holidays that call for a flag”

love this country!