Hopefully!

Nah, she played her part. She’s of no use to him now.

That’s a lot of what-ifs.

There were 2 entrees, which he obviously had himself because nobody would be seen with this guy, and yes, alcohol. But that’s no excuse for this shitbag.

Your first billion us bill. The rest will be toilet paper.

Where the fuck does he think they got the information from?

God I hope so!

The fact that nobody said immigrant song by Led Zeppelin shows that society is already doomed.

Wtf? Springsteen is a billionaire?

He might be lucky he didn’t have to see this shitshow.

Me too.

Holy shit, it’d be amazing to get a real, punitive fine for a mega corp for once.

My ex got a “rescue dog” from a humane society. She got him and it was rough but she said she was making progress. The first time I met the dog, I knew something was off. That dog was not meant to be a family dog. It was clearly either pure bred or close to it chocolate lab. But that dog didn’t have a lab personality. I told her to ask more about the dogs background and it turned out that they didn’t know, other than it was found by the river in the city and it wasn’t tagged. That raised a bunch of red flags, especially for a lab that wasn’t underweight. We broke up and I later found out she gave up and the dog went to a farm. This was in college lol so it didn’t “go to the farm”. I’m also leaving a lot out of that story but that dog was a nightmare.

TL;DR scary stray dogs absolutely exist in the US. Even in the middle of the country, and even in dogs that you wouldn’t expect based on breed.

“Sir, they’re tunneling under the fence”

“Build a second fence 10 feet behind the first fence”

“Brilliant sir”

Try their jalapeno cheese dip and you’ll meet the gods. Then tell us that place is mundane.

Edit: I’m assuming whoever took this pic was going in for that dip.

Heart attack? He’d be a blood stain like he was on the boys.

It’d be hard to laugh after being insulted that bad.

You think that’s good? Wait till you see 40 BMI at 0G and 80 years.

Edit: all those skin flaps…

Good, go to sleep necromancer, start work tomorrow using a different corpse. Trump is the Steven seagal of politics.

I HIGHLY doubt he’s making fun of himself. I’m more likely to believe he believes he could do it. Remember who were talking about, possibly the most narcissistic person on the planet.