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Upon arriving at the New World, Cortezh burned hish shipsh behind them. Ash a reshult, hish men were well motivated.

Is the Sigmarillion just all the Warhammer Fantasy books?

He has now been replaced hastily and at great expense by Ralph the Wonder Llama

Dog of Empire? How dare you speak of the glorious Cleon dynasty in such a manner!

Like some kind of racist Michael Bay character with animated balls?

Not until you defeat Aku

Truly a conisseur of factory builder games

Just remember that there is no such thing as a flushable wet wipe. Even the ones that say they are.

New York bagels. Boiled, not baked. Super dense, not the airy stuff you can get frozen. So thick they barely fit in my slicer.

Nothing in human history has ever been 100% effective

That’s expected when you’re a prince of the universe

Yes, because the movie is all about how easy it was and nothing goes wrong

Easy. Just imagine a ball of uniform charge distribution that’s spinning, and add relativity. Except it’s not a ball, isn’t spinning, and doesn’t really have a defined location or speed so good luck with the relativity bit.

YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS

I see neither battle bread nor rats covered in ketchup

How dare you make me remember the submarine scene in Episode 1

Especially abundant near lakes in Britain

Inside you there are two mushrooms. Both want more dakka and WAAAAGH

AWAKEN, MY SINGULARITIES