Anyone who pushes jira is a waste of fucking carbon, and I hope they never find happiness.

If you want twenty minutes of rage-filled ranting, ask me about vscode-server sometime.

:stares in genX:

That’s not assembly, that’s ikea.

Back in my day…

I must once again post The Night Watch [PDF]

I don’t care that it’s outdated, everyone still needs to read https://eev.ee/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/

I really like ruby :(

https://xkcd.com/221/

The most poitical instance prevents you from even referring to the reasons you need politics? Amazing!

Meh, I ended up having to snip a sentence at a time, and that was the only word I could see that was remotely interesting. I’m not going to binary-search the whole thing to check :D

Even this reponse needs rephrasing all to hell. Come on. Are you telling me I can’t use the word meaning the main part of an article? The part between your neck and your legs, the HTML element where the visible part of the page goes. Mustn’t say it. Seriously. What a freaking clown show.

1: nope. It’s repeatable and predictable, instant nope page or success, depending on content.

2: Nope. I managed to post this here, but only after removing certain words about being mean, rhyming with violets and calm.

3: I don’t doubt it, but unless the software is running on Eddie from HHGTTG, I don’t see how mentioning the topics could contribute to issues.

4: Nope, this very item was getting noped, and the post wasn’t responding to an individual.

5: nope, see points 1 and 4.

This one. This very thread took about 15 goes to post.

Holy shit, I used to own this book.

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