merari42@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 11 months agoSome of my iterations are delightfully recursivelemmy.worldimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1522arrow-down110
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minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up87·11 months agoHell yeah, brother. Functional programmers rise up.
minus-squareBatrickPateman@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up34·11 months agoAs long as you do it without side effects…
minus-squarewewbull@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·11 months ago total_armageddon = launch_nuclear_missile <$> [1...]
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 months agoReturn a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoThankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.
minus-squareTheBananaKing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·11 months agoI must once again post The Night Watch [PDF]
minus-squareUnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·11 months agoI said fuck it, should be a good time passer. 20ish minutes later I want to be a systems programmer. Sounds fun, what can I say.
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoWell, then I must point that Haskell is one of the best languages out there for system hacking…
minus-squaredevfuuu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·11 months agoHaven’t used a loop in almost a decade! It’s a nice life 😎
minus-squaredrislands@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoHell yeah! Groovy programmer here, mapping closures over lists of objects.
Hell yeah, brother. Functional programmers rise up.
As long as you do it without side effects…
total_armageddon = launch_nuclear_missile <$> [1...]Deleted by creator
Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!
Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.
Writer monads am I right? 😅
I must once again post The Night Watch [PDF]
I said fuck it, should be a good time passer. 20ish minutes later I want to be a systems programmer. Sounds fun, what can I say.
Well, then I must point that Haskell is one of the best languages out there for system hacking…
Haven’t used a loop in almost a decade! It’s a nice life 😎
Hell yeah! Groovy programmer here, mapping closures over lists of objects.
StackOverflow!
How do I fix this?