‘Let me explain’ is one for me as well.

Ernest does Christmas is the superior Christmas comedy.

My old cat used to bring them inside alive to show them her toys then just drop it and walk off leaving it up to me to deal with the new mouse problem she created… God I miss that asshole.

When I was a mod on Reddit we had a slack channel, one of the new mods got outed and shamed for a post where they were a dick at a show, the sub turned on them so we had to remove them, the head mod scolded them while we were all silent watching, it felt like we were kids hiding on the top of the stairs watching a sibling get scolded.

Dog: ooooh kitty kitty kitty kitty … Oh, hi Bob…

He’s the only person I had any sympathy for, that was definitely his dad’s idea.

I’ve been California sober for a year and I feel much better, I do miss drinking sometimes tho.

No worries!

Well if the ghost doesn’t want to be stuck outside, it shouldn’t wake me up at 3 am to be let out!

I bet he’s a shit surfer and just hangs out on his board looking cool, but bails when a big wave comes in.

See the problem for them is, this isn’t a political issue, this wasn’t about some political rhetoric attacking some mysterious foe, this was a human struggling to relieve their pain because of a corrupt system designed to squeeze every last penny from its victims.

You can’t pit us against each other over this, you can’t create boogeymen over this, because you are the boogeyman this time, but we’re not afraid of you anymore, we know how to scare the boogeyman now.

Look at this uncultured peasent, can’t tell it’s soup spoon from its dessert spoon! *Billionaire laugh*

We got enough microplastics in the ground.

When your bank balance is higher than the GDP of a small country, gender is irrelevant.

Yeah for sure, but we can still plan for tomorrow.

No worries, I love that they’ve released his face and still no one’s saying shit. The poors are working together for the greater good.

Edit: Also, why does the first picture look like a young Joe Rogan?

And suddenly an entire city has facial blindness.

I didn’t say I hated my job, I like my job, but my job isn’t serving people on checkout, I get pulled away from my job that I like doing because of entitled customers who have this need to be served.

No one wants to work on checkout, customers need to buy their stuff, so self service is the current option.

don’t abuse the customers

Well can customers stop abusing us because of a decision corporate made? I get abused on the daily because customers are rightfully angry at the company, but wrongly attack the staff who have abso-fucking-lutely no control over the situation.

Abuse corporate, ring those assholes and make their days shit, don’t attack us underpaid shit kickers who are living paycheck to paycheck because some corporate cunt wants a bonus this year.

We’ve had customers physically attack my co-workers over this, it’s pathetic and childish, but we’re the assholes.

When I get called to open a checkout because some lazy fuck doesn’t want to use the self service, I take my sweet fucking time, I’ll fuck up scanning and have to re scan, I’ll just straight up stare into the void for some time, anything I can to make the situation as long and frustrating as possible.

I had one lady go " I bet I saved you from a crappy job" I just said " Nah, you’ve actually put me behind in my job and now I have to bust my ass to get back on track because you needed to be served."

The only good thing about your store being run with a skeleton crew is they are less likely to fire you for being a dick to customers.

I don’t get paid to listen to your entitled bullshit.

I have no problem serving the elderly tho, unless they’re dicks about it. Then they get treated same way everyone else does.

I think you might be high.