I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to chew them. I don’t know how you’re supposed to get any of the oyster flavour otherwise.

What’s wrong with the chargers? We have one of those brushes here and it just lives on the charger when not in use. We’ve never had any issues.

Only if you eat it under your umbrella

Oof. What’s the prognosis?

Sounds like we need instance level karma where instances can upvote/downvote other instances, and user karma is scaled based on that number. I don’t know if it’ll be healthy, but it does sound like fun, especially if users get a say in the instance’s vote.

Vaguely remember that fire can be made by rubbing two sticks together.

Try to make fire.

Fail.

Get kicked out of tribe for wasting time with sticks instead of helping with the hunt.

If you’re interested in AR, you should pay attention to AI too since it looks like the two fields will be intersecting very soon, if not already. Meta has been putting a lot of work into dense point tracking models with very impressive results. It’s probably safe to assume AR is their intended application of the tech given their investments in the Meta-verse.

Only worthwhile if you’re independently pursuing your passion.

Things are rough, but I’ll have all the time in the world to rest when I’m dead. So why not give it my all and see where it takes us?

This feels like psychologist or neurologist territory.

Yeah, but the last one you ordered is your last until you order another.

Japanese has cute curvy symbols interleaved with some BIG scary symbols.

It would suck extra hard to lie in bed planning out the nice breakfast you’re going to make for your partner and learn afterwards that they’ll never get to enjoy it.

Often also in /etc/

For many people, being imprisoned in one of these places would grant them a lot more freedom than they currently have.

They should’ve made a fifth-pounder and sold it for more.

Burgers should neither be taller nor wider. Just give me two normal sized burgers.

Same. And in the past decade plus of using smartphones, I’ve never had to open the slot except to install the SIM card for the first time. Why do I even keep it around?

But then I have to work an extra 10 hours of my minimum wage job just to eat for 10 minutes. The ratio is even worse!

If you’re your own audience, then you can keep the joker in your head. Posting it on Lemmy broadcasts it to everyone here and that makes all of us your audience.