She will. To tentacles. And more.

That ring wasn’t precious to him because he kept it on his finger…

Max Charisma ftw!

I wanna jump into a black hole and then ride it out when it turns into a white hole. But I’d need to be both immortal and invulnerable for that.

Guess in reality, you first have to afford the bills before being able to afford virtue.

That’s a myth sort of. Cats use a mix of meows, scents and postures to communicate. The quantity of which type is used depends on the situation and circumstances.

Not every cat is talkative yes, but I think that if they could talk, they’ll either beg for food or insult you as these two are the only important situations in which they would deign it worth the hassle.

You are a work horse. Throw down the chains that bind you, brother, and join us as we overcome enslavement of the masses!

Due to various reasons, he couldn’t. He really, really wanted to though.

That tree has seen many dicks taking a piss on its trunk.

I do indeed. Thank you for noticing

Just to be clear, LOTR orcs were elves once as well …

Oh sh- I mean, whaaat? Pshh! I’m just a regular human friend here spreading sh-healthy joy and happiness… Yay.

That’s because onions are generally recommended when sick for their remedial properties.

Star Citizen is already getting ready for quantum computing. Why aren’t you?

Just break through the 4th wall.

Spiders wear onesies.

And two times one is four.

It’s only a conspiracy theory if it’s not a proven conspiracy.

“We need outrage! We need coverage! We need to make it pop! Pop!! POP!!!”

*Random executive producer binging on cocaine.

No need to tell me about it. I wrote that before going to sleep.

Or was it during…? Huh.