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Not to mention the fact that they had to climb some very steep stairs and Gollum went first. Poor hobbits…
Stupid sexy Gollum
rule 34
Don’t you apologize. DON’T YOU DARE FUCKING APOLOGIZE.
Oh no, the thoight of a visible dick on a traditionally unattractive creature, my fragile sanity.
Jesus, Americans. 🙄
I would if I could
Thank you. I’d give you two upvotes, but one is all I got.
The real reason Frodo needed to go to Valinor to find peace
You can bet Gollum was packing some real heat. Didn’t he like the fish raw unsalted iykwim?
That ring wasn’t precious to him because he kept it on his finger…
They say the One Ring feels like warm apple pie…
If you’re a hobbit, yeah. Any other species just… couldn’t, though not for lack of trying
I’ve got a male sphynx cat that has prepared me for these sorts of mental images.
You just know there’s a version of the slo-mo fall into the lava that shows the lil’ Smeagol spinning like a helicopter as he goes down.
What would you say to Gollum while he leads you to Mount Doom when his dingus flops out?
Hey bro, nice dick
Nice precious, bro
What if his dick fall off when he
became a gollumtransitioning?New from Mattel: It’s Ken Smeagol!
what if it remained alive and became an independent organism
Like a worm, growing into a second Gollun?
just a disgusting sea cucumber-like creature sitting in a pond somewhere, not noticed by anyone and yet palpably making the world a worse place simply by existing.
Oh, you mean Elon Musk back in the nineties?
Bro just woke up and chose violence
His name made me laugh.
