Funny, i seem to have worked in software dev so long, that my brain started working like a simple loop.

Run until condition fails, then exit. never check the rest. :)

splayd? where the Fuck is the L comming from?

you’re no fun at parties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM33Hr94SKw

Yes. It truely is the best time of the year

even putting it on the top rack, instead of the bottom where the pots go. Masterfull attention to detail in trolling.

Not a good month for CEOs

Wait, that’s exactly how i tidy up my kitchen!

Destimy has a “Plague doctor” skin on sale for the “hunter” class this episode. (or this week? no idea.)

Just saying…

The only thing to learn from this is that you don’t let software developers write fiction.

I mean… if you put it like that…

I once dreamt I had found a cheat code for MSDos…

This is true, but also, this is weird, right?

Harder than expected. B, would be my #1.
But they are monsters, so probably D

hmm. actually a brilliant early bad-relationship warning system. depending on his reaction, you can decide early to dump or keep him.