Dethharmonic, by Dethklok
American Idiot. Kinda cliché I know but it’s a pretty hype song that would get me pumped up lol
Between the Buried and Me - Mordecai
They don’t get any epic music for the fight.
No no no, they get something Deadpool-esque, like Barbie Girl or Dragostea Din Tei.
And yes, I’m old, sue me. Let’s see what the Supreme Court has to say about that.
I was thinking something very similarly psychotic like “Let it Go” or “The Sound of Music.”
This, and other equally valuable reasons, are why I choose “I Will Survive,” by Gloria Gaynor.
Stayin Alive by The Beegees was my first thought.
Or we could recreate the zombie beating scene in the Winchester from Shaun of the Dead to Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen.
Tiny Tim has an excellent selection of ironic head-bash-in hits.
They get “Ram Ranch” not more, not less.
“Smack My Bitch Up” by The Prodigy
We’re Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister. Of course.
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How on earth has nobody said X Gon’ Give It To Ya. Maybe people are getting fixated on the Supreme Court part, but I feel like that’s the right theme for kicking any ass in a White Castle parking lot.
yeah if I’m gonna go ham on a whole group of people this is the right song
Nah, Deadpool already used it, it’s like an unwritten rule. When a guy in spandex runs around making millions faking a fight scene with it, you aren’t supposed to reuse it.
My first thought as well. Second would be Ante up by M.O.P
Turbo Lover by Judas Priest
Amazing. I’d also like to see Painkiller as an encore.
Is nobody gonna mention Breaking the Law? Seems quite fitting
Too upbeat. Painkiller gets the vibes right.
What’s not upbeat about that situation?
The beatings will continue until the discography is played in full
I also chose Painkiller. But I’d be happy to foat fight the supreme court to any song.
Good fucking shout actually
They should be beaten to death without a soundtrack. Nothing should hide the sounds of their comeuppance.
Either Killing in the Name or The Pretender.
Extra points for pizazz if you were thinking of this version.
the Lauren Mayberry one is so much more heartfelt
I didn’t know she did a cover of that! Love her and chvrches.
The national anthem on loop. Because they have to hear it all the time and it’ll remind them.
This is how you remind me
I’ll throw in the “basic” choice of Fuck tha Police by N.W.A.
Pokemon Theme. The full version. Don’t know why but it just feels right.
Killing in the Name is the right answer, I feel.
I won’t quote it, but yes. First thought.
I Fought the Law - The Clash.
In that song, the law won. Not the outcome I’d be hoping for.
Granted…
However, the lyrics seem to be sung from the point of view of someone who turned to crime after the system failed them, and the Clash make it sound defiant and powerful despite the outcome.
It’s time to settle some grievances with the Law.
EDIT: I mean, just imagine that first guitar riff coming in right after someone kicks Thomas square in the nuts as the opening salvo… beautiful.
Even in our fantasies we wouldn’t get away with it. But much ass would be whooped nonetheless.
