Colonel Linux and his army of daemons!

It’s the canonical choice

Meanwhile women are hand-coding in assembly, like God intended.

Oh dear, that is excellent.

“It’s okay, I’ll just ask ChatGPT.”

Asks ChatGPT about new feature.

ChatGPT makes up a completely fictional answer that sounds plausible given the state of the repository two years ago.

Oh yes please. But not JavaScript. I use Rust frameworks to avoid all three!

Umbrella is for UnrealScript

Van is for VimScript

Water is for Webassembly

Xylophone is for Xod

Yacht is for YASS

Zulu is for Zig

Okay, I had to consult Wikipedia’s list of programming languages for some of those.

Jigsaw is for Java

King is for Kotlin

Lion is for LUA

Monkey is for …

Apple is for ADA

Ball is for BASH

Crab is for C

Dog is for D

Elephant is for Ecsmascript

Fox is for F#

Goat is for Go

House is for Haskell

Igloo is for

…okay I got stuck there.

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https://xkcd.com/1425

Alt text: In the 60s, Marvin Minsky assigned a couple of undergrads to spend the summer programming a computer to use a camera to identify objects in a scene. He figured they’d have the problem solved by the end of the summer. Half a century later, we’re still working on it.

Edit: seems I’m the third person to comment this! :')

Pay per loaf of bread at the baker

… Microtransactions for hungry people

I read this as a “rolling cheese distro.” Like Debedam, or Camombware. I use Brie, btw.

It’s a butter-cooled pc. More effective than water cooling.

Oh, I remember that margarine brand, ICBINB: I Can’t Believe ICBINB’s Not Butter

IIRC vi has been installed, or perhaps tinyvim, then I always go and install vim-gtk

I used it for a while, having validated on a travel SIM. Deleted my number from discord today and… “You need to put in a phone number to validate.” Completely locked out without a number registered. I don’t think I’ll be paying for a spare burner SIM just to revalidate discord.

She is, and she’s lovely.

For n00bs

Yeah Haskell is definitely not for nerds. Just too plain and simple.

GHC :: Your thoughts -> Our commands