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Sundray
Hi there! I’m just a guy looking for a place to be and stuff.
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Cake day: July 9th, 2023
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63·12 days agoLOTR memes would understand.
“Where was Gondorhealth when the deductibles rose?”
“I don’t know what you mean. It was the orcs that did it. Those ones with the gold spilling out of their pockets.”
“Not all the
birdscats are to be trusted”
A pin board and a lot of red thread helps too.
“A screaming comes across the sky…”
Oh yeah, this is gonna be good!
“bananas […] bananas […] bananas […] bananas […]”
WTF?
Could be dangerous. Better bring along The Luggage.
A bog? Alright – cranberries and garter snakes!
The best hats are raw and wriggling!
If only there was some way to cancel their Narcan shipments, too 🤔
“The name’s Plissken.”
*BEEP*
17·1 month agoThe future’s so… ugh:
Princess Tomato may be in danger…
“Please count to 10.”
“… um, I’ve run out of fingers.”
30·1 year agoI can’t remember which model it was, but wasn’t there a MacBook Pro that had 4 USB-C ports, only two of which supported Thunderbolt? Want to connect your monitor to the right side of the machine? Well… tough shit, I guess.
You just know there’s a version of the slo-mo fall into the lava that shows the lil’ Smeagol spinning like a helicopter as he goes down.