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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Finally something worse than “looking for 10yrs of SwiftUI experience”

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Finally something worse than “looking for 10yrs of SwiftUI experience”

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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    There’s that one person born and raised in Vatican City who’s just been waiting their whole life for this one moment.

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      But it only pays $30k/yr

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        Job positions for people from Vatican City rarely pay the full amount in standard currencies.

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          Once you factor in the little boy buttholes, the overall comp package for Vatican employees looks much better overall (to the Vatican employees, to be clear)

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            e_e

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              Yeah…it’s an entrenched organization that protects and nurtures sexual offenders as a matter of policy. And they have essentially unlimited wealth and capital resources at their disposal. It’s pretty fucked

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                Oh I know, I’m just wondering how the IRS would tax that… Some percentage? Are there even any expats working in the Vatican?

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    I should apply and tell them I’m a Latin American

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    Someone once told me their grandparents in Brazil were part of a community where Latin was spoken as the primary language, but I can’t find any information about it online in English.

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      I can sense a Latina joke in there…

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        I am reminded of Dan Quayle’s “I took Latin in high school.” Offered as proof that he could relate to the Latino community.

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      A lot of Catholics in Brazil and old Catholicism required the use of Latin during mass, so it’s totally plausible.

  • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    looking for a junior programmer. must have first-hand arpanet experience.

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      must have beard length at least 80% of your height.

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    Oodgay Ucklay.

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      deleted by creator

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        That’s a latrine. They’re talking about a fancy light fixture.

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          That’s a lantern. They’re talking about a smooth fabric weave.

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            That’s latex satin. They’re talking about a fastening, as for a door or gate.

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    Maybe it’s part of an elaborate vampire hunting scheme. It seems like something idiot PCs would do in a role playing game, and the protagonists of “What We Do In the Shadows” would fall for.

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      🤣

  • تحريرها كلها ممكن@lemmy.ml
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    Technically there are many people who speak Latin natively, it is just that it is very late (too late?) Latin.

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    Haensulus Graetulaque ante portas stat.

    “Cnuspa, cnuspa Wasa. Qui cnuspat mea casa?”

    “Ave, Hexa. Morituri te salutant.”

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    I can’t seem to find it, but I think it was James Gosling, where he was blocked from reviewing code at Google because he hadn’t gone through the company’s approval process. I hope this wasn’t a myth I’ve been carrying on for this long.

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    What’s wrong with 10 years swiftui experience? Is it because it hasn’t been around for 10 years?

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      unless it’s been a decade since 2019 :) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SwiftUI

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      I think they were referring to the common trope of asking for more experience than is physically possible.

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    /c/thathappened

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      Eh, I assume there are a phenomenal number of job descriptions that are just copy-pasted over. Native [language] speaker, 5+ years coding experience in [framework that’s been around for 3 years], etc.

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        Sure, but if it happened I’d see a screenshot of the job posting, not someone who tweeted about totally seeing it

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          Soon it will be a honeypot to filter AI generated applications. I can exclude the resumes of applicants who claim to meet my bogus desired qualification.

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