Haha I get so quirky when I’m drunk. The other night I broke into a small store and set it on fire. Tequila am I right?
All the best drinking stories contain the phrase “and then we started drinking tequilla…”
Being drunk isn’t an excuse to be a shitty person.
It’s the cause :D
Yeah, I never understood that, why tf would your personality change with alcohol specifically. I’ve def seen it happen with friends/acquaintances, but do not get the mechanics (unless it’s just as simple as removing inhibitions, in vino veritas true personality shit).
Shoutout to the people who get blackout drunk all the time and have never been arrested!
Fun fact! This exact joke is how fast travel works in the bonkers game Sunset Overdrive!
Jägerbombs do that. I have a vague memory of having those for the first time with some friends and because they are quite tasty and the energy drink keeps you going you don’t really notice when you had too much. So my memories of it are basically drinking the 7th one, then (probably hours later) stumbling from tree to tree to keep me steady and then waking up in my bathtub.
God I’m so glad drinking isn’t my thing. I absolutely hate being around intoxicated people, much less the ‘get blackout drunk and don’t remember half the shit I did’ types. It’s so cringe people do that for fun.
Hmmm…
Whenever we were partying and had noone to drive us home we just did, what we’ve called “teleport drinking” aka drinking so much you wake up in your bed. It miraculous worked every time (if you just forget the one time i woke up on my stairs).
