WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.ml · 5 months agoCrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outagetechcrunch.comexternal-linkmessage-square118fedilinkarrow-up1539arrow-down17
arrow-up1532arrow-down1external-linkCrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outagetechcrunch.comWhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.ml · 5 months agomessage-square118fedilink
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·5 months agoNot nearly enough. CrowdStrike should give a pizza party.
minus-squareCatZoomies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 months agoI see you’re channeling the powers of middle management. Only needs a sticker that says “You’re a rock star!”
minus-squareSirDerpy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoOutside, the sign says “Heros Work Here”. Inside, two people do the work of four.
minus-squaresunzu@kbin.runlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoAbove the entrance: “Labour will set you free”
minus-squareironhydroxide@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 months agoNot to mention mugs with crowdstrike branding on them, but only for 1/3 the invited people.
minus-squareacosmichippo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-25 months agohold your horses, we can still use the melon party and waffle party first. no need to jump straight to pizza.
Not nearly enough. CrowdStrike should give a pizza party.
I see you’re channeling the powers of middle management.
Only needs a sticker that says “You’re a rock star!”
We are family here
Outside, the sign says “Heros Work Here”. Inside, two people do the work of four.
Above the entrance: “Labour will set you free”
Not to mention mugs with crowdstrike branding on them, but only for 1/3 the invited people.
hold your horses, we can still use the melon party and waffle party first. no need to jump straight to pizza.