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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Awkward doge

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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    Went to the pharmacy to get a box of condoms and they asked if I wanted a bag. I said “no thanks, I’ll just turn out the lights.”

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      Genius

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      Take my wife, please!

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      That’s crazy. I literally heard this is exact joke today on a short; I think Warzone and dude was downed and his OPP said tell me a joke and if I laugh I’m let you live.

      Wild to me that’s shit like this happens. Like never heard the joke then twice in a day.

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        Maybe that was me.

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          That would be crazier. Was it you?

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      For here or to go?

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