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minus-squareAreaKode@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up123arrow-down1·edit-24 days ago1999: “Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization.” lol. 1999 was the best time for humanity; ridiculous! 2025: Oh shit…
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·edit-24 days ago“We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI.”
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-24 days agoThat’s why I live my life as if it were still the 90s…oh shit, am I in the matrix already?
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoSeriously. Why didn’t I take the blue pill?
minus-squareCeeBee_Eh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoYou guys were offered a blue pill???
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoYeah, but it was a weekly subscription fee, so I declined
minus-squareCeeBee_Eh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoNo. Just some weird guy in a trench coat behind a Giant Tiger offered me some white-ish looking pills. I woke up the next day with half my head shaved and my wallet was missing.
1999: “Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization.”
lol. 1999 was the best time for humanity; ridiculous!
2025: Oh shit…
“We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI.”
That’s why I live my life as if it were still the 90s…oh shit, am I in the matrix already?
You wish!
Seriously. Why didn’t I take the blue pill?
You guys were offered a blue pill???
Yeah, but it was a weekly subscription fee, so I declined
You didn’t get the emails?
No. Just some weird guy in a trench coat behind a Giant Tiger offered me some white-ish looking pills. I woke up the next day with half my head shaved and my wallet was missing.
I forgot to check my spam folder