…sshole
There, you missed a part
No i have a hat full of them right here
It wasn’t even “asshole”, just “anus”, which is a technical word
Correct, im working on it
If you figure out the lobster claw, lemme know – that’s the one I want most.
Personally, I’m going for a round, hydrodynamic shape with a thick layer of blubber for diving and hunting below the thermocline.
So walrus or narwhal, toothy?
Xander Crews could probably arrange that.
Mine looks like fat titties and not giving a fuck about societal standards
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Stellar. I quit drinking and now I eat way more and I’ve lost 20% of my bodyweight in under six months. I was drinking tons every day, maybe 1500-2000cal.
My belt that almost didn’t fit around my belly, I’m at the final hole before I have to get a smaller belt. My pants fall down if I’m not wearing it tightly. My watch band almost needs to be replaced with a smaller one. I feel awesome every day.
I have stretch marks but no loose skin, so I’m thankful. I hope the stretch marks stay. My chest is smaller, which is totally great. I’m just starting getting back into exercising, but I feel just excellent about myself now!
Congrats!
I’ve got a body and it’s going to be summer. It’s perfect :D
I fully support this idea for everyone else, this is clearly the right way to approach the topic.
Doesn’t stop me personally from trying to transform a few more kilos of fat into muscle though. My excuse is that it is for health reasons, but deep down I know vanity is a relevant factor.
I hear ya! I try to stay active enough in general throughout the year for health and vanity reasons myself. Just not interested in piling on extra self-loathing for summer alone haha
Hell yeah
Have gone down to the beach every day, but still waiting for a body to wash up
What could be a more summery shape than that of half melted ice cream?
I live in a place where it gets up to 110+ F/43+ C regularly in the summer, my summer body is molded by hiding from the sun and waiting for the sweet release of night.
Was hoping for a 6 pack, ended up with a keg.
Kombucha?
Once I’m put in the smoker I’ll render down quite nicely.
I’m down from 228 to 220. Not really that great, but I’ll keep you posted lmao
I miss the days of being 150 lbs. I felt like I had so much energy I could run a marathon. Now I feel like a quick run could kill me. :D
My summer personality is nothing to write home about either.
I have a body for radio, and a personality for print
My collection is coming along fine
My ideal summer body is replacing this rotting flesh husk with cold, hard machine precision. But that’s not really an option yet :(
If you change your clock to Southern Hemisphere Time, its getting to winter. No need for a summer body.
