Christmas music. My ears, specifically.

I’d like to buy a vowel

He shows up every Friday night… like Urkel!

And he has a sweet, heavenly voice… like Urkel!

And then everybody clapped

Might want to keep that handy

Kentucky: “don’t bother asking”

You weren’t born with that nose, it’s a lifestyle choice

Phyton

My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of… Malk?

No other fascist has the cult of personality that trump does. If we can rid ourselves of this scourge, it will cause a reckoning and reset among the conservatives. I hope.

I’m sure you already downvoted the post, you may move along now.

You do you, boo. I like my Mac and it suits my needs perfectly. The cost difference is a mere drop in the bucket for my org.

Hard to beat the parents if they’re fucking dead

That seriously has to be the worst product I have ever used. I don’t understand how it’s still around.

This belongs in a museum!!

Attempted coup: ✅

Calls ethnic groups sub-human: ✅

Wants absolute power: ✅

Has Legions of followers who follow him blindly: ✅

Creates and supports conspiracy theories against him: ✅

Demonstrates extremely narcissistic behavior: ✅

We could go on….

Let’s do a little replacement here:

You guys are terrible. You don’t need to agree with Hitler to respect his life. Advocating for murder of Hitler is something you see in authoritarian countries. Hitler has loved ones you know.

Does he though?

And this post has nothing to do with politics; it’s about a grifting game show host.

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