*retches*

Other than the taint shavings, that actually sounds like it could be good, albeit very crunchy

heat itself being the average kinetic energy of said vibrating molecules makes the heat part of that sentence redundant. Now make me a sandwich

“I want this job because employmesayswhat”

I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before

This is really cool

or perhaps “the feathered rat takes refuge in high and low literature alike”

I went to Wales recently (rains often there), and I noticed that the forest undergrowth was so green with what was likely different types of moss. It really did feel quite special

amen

oh wow I see what you mean - that is a lush micro jungle down there!

I like that, that’s cute

they could invest in hamster-breeder reactor engine, which with enough money injection could create an endless supply of hamsters on wheels competing only for space and attention

I’d like to think that hamster wheel to V12 isn’t on a linear scale in terms of step-wise upgrades, but you’re right that there’s no guarantee that they wont just swap in a larger hamster.

lmao, is this a series

It sounds like a quiet yet majestic place to gain some perspective

arcane knowledge.

Yes yes, I have a folder of cat pictures too

It’s the Walmart parking lot, isn’t it? No shame, one of my fondest sunsets is at a Sainsbury’s car park, where everyone is just hanging out, playing music and just enjoying the day

I volunteer at my local nature reserve, and it’s pretty amazing how much work goes into keeping a park functional. The people are really nice and friendly too

I used to live close to a major river, and one of my fondest memories is going kayaking with my ex together along that river. My heart aches thinking about it

The console is right up the anus, but you have to tap it properly (UUDDLR) to activate it.