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Nothing beats that sobering taste

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tetris11@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml ·
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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    My work has barrels full of IPA. Unfortunately, isopropyl alcohol doesn’t taste great.

    • netvor@lemmy.world
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      Be grateful to your taste buds. Enjoy the life they have saved for you (and them).

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    192.168.0.00? 'Shopped.

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      …that wireless mac is looking suspiciously shopped and non-existent.

      • floral_toxicity@lemmy.world
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        I agree. 00:cf:00 yields that no actual manufacturer has been assigned that OUI.

        • tetris11@lemmy.mlOP
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          I had to protect myself from you detailheads somehow!

    • tetris11@lemmy.mlOP
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      Nah, it’s a real public IP

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        It could be a real address, but not within a /24, nor publicly routable.

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        There has to be a law against such heretical actions somewhere! Even if it’s .00, this computer is an affront to order! I propose we burn it alongside those frivolous computers who think they can simply name themselves .0 or .255!

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    Lagunitas is pretty banging tho

  • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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    [aɪ̯ pʰiː eɪ̯]

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      Missing glottal stops in front of the syllable-initial vowels 🤓

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        Not in all varieties but in my German accent for sure

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    Thanks to using MacOS as my desktop, I still reach for ifconfig like a caveman.

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      It’s like that everywhere now though. Fucking heathens man.

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      ifconfig is good enough for me!

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    And now I will think of beer when ever I forget my local IP address.

  • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world
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    True story:

    alias ipa='ip a'
    
  • Turbonics@lemmy.sdf.org
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    If config

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    I will never be able to unsee this. Chapeau!

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    Geordi La Forge pointing in approval (lower half of the Geordi variant of the Drakeposting meme format) ip -br a

    (-br is short for -brief and makes ip’s addr, link, and neigh commands “Print only basic information in a tabular format for better readability.”)

    • tetris11@lemmy.mlOP
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      this is beautiful, no more do I need to use regex to get the damn IP address out

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    IPA [aɪ̯ pʰiː eɪ̯] as for International Phonetic Alphabet for the real win.

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      someone made that joke already and it wooshed over my head. I just now got it, thank you

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    bring into fashion unix tools saying more things like “lo”.

    lo! alas! but soft!

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      br0

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