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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    I like to take a bite of my kids’ food and tell them I’m checking it for poison.

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      When they get in the car after shopping and they have candy, they pay daddy tax before the car moves.

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        I do that too. But only if they ask me to open anything for them.

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