Not as far-fetched as one might think, mummy-eating parties were popular in England high-society once:

https://theconversation.com/why-did-people-start-eating-egyptian-mummies-the-weird-and-wild-ways-mummy-fever-swept-through-europe-177551

I was going to eat that mummy!

Any mummy is forbidden beef jerky

Subway, eat fresh.

Looks much more like a donut to me.

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