When you’re broke so you have sleep for dinner.
My theory is that milk coffee has enough substance to be considered food.
Have you ever thought about microorganisms in the air? There are billions of them in every m^3. Sounds like food.
That number is something like 5 orders of magnitude too high, unless perhaps you are currently standing in a cloud of dust in a stable or something.
I guess I’ll just die instead.
it’s in situations like this where i eat a few spoonfuls of peanut butter and then call it a day
That isn’t food. It’s ingredients.
Everyone that has ever gotten hungry at my house “There is no good here. Just stuff you make good with.”
That’s why god gave us the microwave
When you’re hungry, but none of the food in your house is chocolate.
Yep, you’re cooked.
Oof. This also belongs in !adhdmemes@lemmy.world
That’s why I meal prep. Then I get home and microwave go brr.
