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That’s not Germany that’s Bavaria. Come on, every country has that one part full of crazy people that you don’t want to compare the whole country to.
So, Bavaria is Germany’s version of Montreal or Florida?
I’ve seen it being compared to Texas before and - from a non-American point of view - that seems pretty accurate.
Accurate in more ways than one. “Howdy, pardner!” and cowboy hats is to the US what yodeling and slapping your Lederhosen is to Germany.
Correct if you only think about the clothes and dances. But what about eating habits? Lederhosen wearers like to suck the veal sausage out of the skin and eat it with sweet mustard
Aren’t Texans originally German settlers anyway?
No. The original “settlement” (aka stealing land from and genociding indigenous people) of what is today Texas was done by the Spanish.
When Spain claimed sovereignty over the area now known as Texas, they didn’t actually have de facto control.
A big chunk of modern day residents of Texas trace their lineage back to waves of German and Czech migration. One large wave showed up in the 1830’s and 1840’s, negotiated a treaty with the Comanches who still controlled the land, and established German-speaking settlements through much of Central Texas. So actual control over the land was established by Germans more than it was Spanish.
Even in the portions of Texas conquered by Spanish settlers have now been settled by people who don’t trace back to those Spaniards. The Spanish-speaking people of Texas declared independence with the rest of Mexico and became Mexicans. Then, after the war of Texas Independence, were mostly driven out by English-speaking Texians who had migrated from America (and largely trace back to to English, Scottish, or Irish migrants).
So no, modern day Texans are more German than they are Spanish. Just because the Spanish were the first to do it doesn’t mean that they or their descendants actually held the land in the centuries that followed.
the original
describes later waves of settlers
I’m arguing that the Spanish didn’t “settle” most of Texas at all. They claimed sovereignty without control, and didn’t “settle” it themselves because they were driven out themselves, before they had the ability to displace the native American tribes that were already there.
Okay, I misread the original claim, my bad.
However, the majority of Texans according to the 2020 census is of latin/hispanic ethnicity (40.2%), followed by 39.8% white.
I don’t know what US americans need to claim any descent or ancestry, but I have a feeling that more people would claim spanish than german.That’s fair, you’re probably right.
Still, my original reason for making a comment is probably true, too: the actual displacement of Native Americans from Texas probably mostly happened at the hands of European Americans who weren’t Spanish, because the Spanish were themselves displaced before Texas was “settled” by European Americans.
I believe that’s Wisconsin. Polish & German pocket of ancestry.
Uhhh, WISCONSIN!
Montreal is awesome wtf are you on about? You mean Alberta?
Interesting. I’ve spent more time in Ontario than any other province, and Newfoundland seems to be the area they all make fun of.
No, that would be the entirety of east Germany.
In my hometown up in the north, there was a students pub that offered a “whore’s breakfast” (“Nuttenfrühstück”) that was just a cup of coffee and a cig, so…
Australia has a “Dingo’s Breakfast” = a piss and a look around
So after that you go find a baby to eat?
I moved from Bavaria to Saxony about two years ago. I always thought the whole “The West” “The East” thing was a joke and no one actually talked and thought like that.
Then I realized that it was just that there is “The East”, “The West”, and “Bavaria”. Bavarians don’t identify with “The West”. Nothing “The East” says about “The West” applies well to Bavaria. It’s just a very shielded microcosm. Bavarians don’t identify as Germans. They identify as Bavarians primarily. They are doing their own thing.
Hey now not everyone has a Florida
The “Perfect For Sharing” title should be placed on the top part of the box. At first glance, I thought the last meal was the one for sharing.
“You gonna finish that cigarette? Can I have it?”
Twos on that mate?
I remember a time doing fours on a cig lol
I hated that guy. Fuck off and buy your own fags!!
I thought the same, like congrats on making it even more pathetic. Hey bro wanna go halfsies on a last meal?
“Babe, you just chill, I know exactly what to order”
I thought it was meant to be for if youre dumping someone and dont want the meal to last long or to pay for their food. Get in, have your ‘last meal’ together and then drop them and get out lol.
That’s almost like the old ”Finnish Breakfast Meme” but a healthier version.
The most German thing here ‘sausage salad’
Pretzel and 2 slices of bread.
1 cigarette for a €1? That seems like a deal.
Vegan
Oops, sorry. This is pork-derived water.
Wurstwasser.
Lard or milk in the bread, or horse hooves in the glue in the cigarette
Reminds me of the “Poachers Plate (free)” for small kids having some food from their parents order.
And you’re trying to tell me this isn’t perfect for sharing?
You’re at Airbräu! I love it!
The Québec style is a can of Pepsi with a cigarette and some religious words that are also swear words because reasons.
I’ll have mine with a last word
Is it good bread?
Probably depends on the standards you’re used to. For germans it may be okayish at best, for americans it might be the best bread they’ve ever tasted.
German bread is quite good generally
Why’s the menu in English?
German restaurants usually have English versions of their menus in areas that get a lot of tourists.
It’s in the airport. Actually, Airbräu is the only brewery that is located in an airport as far as I know. It has also weirdly cheap (and very tasty) beer for being both in “Munich” and in an airport .
Still the tastiest thing you can get on that menu
In defense of the restaurant (because I used to go there a lot) they also have a selection of vegetarian and vegan dishes. They do serve Bavarian classics and that’s their main focus, but there are always some “modern”/“alternative” dishes.
You never had good sausage with cheese salad?
Sounds like America to me