Ok I recognise the last two movies… but what are the first two? 🤔🤔
Top right is Inglorious Basterds. Not sure about top left.
Top left is Get Out. Pretty decent thriller
Milk is a good choice, gotta keep them bones strong
That image will haunt the web until its end.
wtf xD
Captions:
Me
Also me
Milk
It came from cows with autism, so you know that shit’s good.
Damn, my blade was also made by autistic cows dude, what are the odds!
That’s some good soup.
/n
I’ve always thought the trope was based on the idea of stunted development. Kids are heavily encouraged to drink milk, so films making a point of adults drinking it are indicating that there’s some part of growing up that they’ve missed.
TV Tropes has you covered for all your beverage based characterization needs: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrinkBasedCharacterization
……… Homelander
It’s also not made for adults, it’s literally baby food for mamals.
While some parts of the world have been drinking it out of necessity to survive (in colder climate) most of the world haven’t developed a lactose tolerancy.
Adult milk drinkers are indeed freaks.Yet several cultures across the world developed means to drink milk and eat cheese. The mongols’ fermentation process allows them to eat and drink despite being lactose intolerant, not to mention they make kumis from mare milk
Now I’m gonna drink even MORE milk today. Mwahahaaa! MWAHAHAHAHA!
I’ll stick to milking my almonds, even if it’s a tedious job bcs their tits are very small.
It’s actually really easy, you put them in a blender with water and then squeeze them in a cheesecloth so the proteins come out. And you can make crackers with the dried leftovers.
But oat milk > almond milk and for that you do unfortunately have to milk thousands of tiny little oat titties.
Well it’s not like plants are made for us to eat but we still eat them
Actually lots of the plant parts we eat did evolve being eaten as part of the survival plan. Fruits disperse seeds and keep us less interested in eating more vital parts of the plant.
Not particularly by us, the same as milk didn’t evolve to be particularly drunk by humans
“Not particularly by us” OK then not particularly by anything by that logic, as we’re very much included in the wide range of animals who’s dietary needs have conditioned the evolution of fruit-based seed dispersal. Fact of the matter is we’ve been eating and pooping out seeds for the entire existence of our species and likely the entire existence of our mammalian lineage. We did evolve to eat fruit and they did evolve to be eaten by us.
We evolved to benefit from our own milk, too. Though only for the first year or so of life.
Everything is made to eat, you just gotta make it
But that includes milk
You sound like a high school English teacher.
You sound like a high school student
It wasn’t meant as any sort of insult, more of the trope of overanalizing innocuous things.
I was considering just not replying to this but I decided that this mindset makes me too sad.
If an artist decides to include something in their work, it is likely going to be relevant in some way.
To use the stupid meme example of “the curtains were fucking blue” your teacher wasn’t telling you that blue curtains = sadness, they were telling you to think critically about what the writer chose to include in the text.
“The curtains were fucking blue” can be a valid interpretation, but the issue is when people stop their thinking at that surface level and ridicule any deeper analysis of a work.
The unhinged child soldier rearing knife assassin definitely fucking qualifies.
The lightsaber is not a “knife”.
It cuts and toasts!
That scene and that cute penguin that doesn’t want to be eaten scene felt like some sort of vegan subliminal messaging
‘I can quit blue milk any time I like’ - Stormtrooper Lewis.
Anyone else ever listen to the Stormtrooper Bob audio plays?
You never say no to bacta
They’re re-uploading them! I think I might have the missing episodes somewhere on a hard drive… https://youtube.com/@jeditalk
The Dude buy it just for the White Russian.
Pretty sure in 2025 he would use soy-milk 😁
He’s drinking half and half
When you start drinking in the morning you can’t go all-in
Little of this, little of that
vodka and milk is not a valid recipe for a white russian. idk what the hell the dude thinks he’s drinking but it’s definitely not that.
He uses half & half throughout most of the movie.
is that not milk?
I’ve never seen someone drink half & half the way people drink milk. Like just a straight glass of half & half.
It is used almost exclusively as a substitute for heavy cream in recipes, so my mind considers it cream.
but is it milk or cream? is it like 5%?
50/50. Half cream, half whole milk… But the few times I’ve tasted it on its own, it is much closer to cream imo
I don’t remeber what a White Russian should be made of from my bartender years, but if it was cream, well I stay with the Dude.
At one point you’ve to prioritize your calories.
Kahlua - necessary Vodka - necessary Cream??? > Milk
yeh but he skips the liqueur too
indeed he doesn’t. either there’s sobe other scene i’m thinking of or i’m misremembering
The Dude is both chill, and poor. Not everyone has coffee liqueur and creamer money. He makes do with what’s around and he’s happy about it.
Coffee liqueur is super easy to make. Cheap vodka, super strong coffee and a vanilla bean. Let it sit for a month. You can add glycerin if you want to increase the viscosity, but not needed for white russians.
Obviously not something the Dude would do, but I might try this.
That’s cause you’re young.
When you get to the 50s you can’t use cream, bur you doesn’t stop to like white russian
i think the kahlua is probably the most important thing there… otherwise it just tastes like milk.
And he uses both in the scenes where we see him making the drink.
how am i just noticing that it’s the only thing on his bar
Leon was a bad man that did a good thing, don’t confuse the two.
Were we talking about psychopaths, or bad ppl?
So, you’re telling me heroes drink milk? Ok, I’m onboard.
only one of these could be called a hero.
leon is at BEST a very dark shade of morally gray as a former child soldier who was raised to be a hitman by the mob.
and the dude is just the dude. he just wanted his damn rug back.
The opening narration confirms that the Dude is in fact, not a hero (emphasis mine):
[…] I only mention it because sometimes there’s a man… I won’t say a hero, 'cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about the Dude here. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he’s a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there’s a man, sometimes, there’s a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But… aw, hell. I’ve done introduced him enough.
Leon is a hitman, but he’s also probably learning disabled. He rescued a girl from the mob.
The Dude is just a guy who likes bowling, but he’s pretty cool and that’s enough for me.
His relatability makes him the most heroic of them all in my book.
The Dude Abides.
Meanwhile, hard liquor and alcohol are supposed to mean that you are normal and the good guy.
Now you’re getting it!!
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We drink milk (and kefir) with out meals too tho
But you never forget your one and true love: ethanol
(And sometimes methanol, when it’s DIY)
This but unironically
I think that’s foe anti-heroes
You mean faux?
Is a hit of calcium and vitamin d when needed tho
I’d see smoking a cigar in a non smoking section and blowing it in someone’s face as more a telling sign of evil arrogance.
so is smoking outside. fuck smokers.
I don’t even smoke, but fuck you.
lol
Don’t fornicate the smokers.
That’s exactly why they smoke.
They expect you to inhale their exhaled dirt and then go and fornicate them.Smoking outdoors pollutes just as much as the shitty opinions leaking from your brain.
it doesn’t just pollute, it stinks and the stink sticks to you and everyone around you. also smokers litter because they’re selfish pricks.
If I had a nickel for every cigarette butt I’ve had to clean up off the ground at work, I’d be able to retire. Smokers are some of the most inconsiderate people out there.
Drink your nutrition, that is specifically for young mammals and STFU cry baby.
Probably an accurate gif given how loud and disgusting Tony’s breathing became as the show went on…
Good point I guess, you’re proofyou don’t need cigars to be loud and disgusting.
Damn dude, got me. So good.
😉
…said the person crying about people drinking their minerals which shouldn’t affect you at all. Meanwhile coffee drinkers everywhere folding back lattes and frappes and we’re all perfectly fine with calling that adulthood. So Calm tf down.
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No one’s crying as hard as you are about something that doesn’t affect them at all. Calm down. Or you can go cry somewhere else.
case in point
You live a joyless existence if you avoid milk and cookies.
Bruh why are you dragging cookies into this, you don’t need milk to enjoy cookies.
“You don’t need chocolate with your peanut butter. Or peanut butter with your jelly. Just have a jelly sandwich.” That’s what you sound like.
Do that many people really never eat a cookie without milk? I eat milkless cookies all the time.
Milk is for babies and calves. I don’t see other adult animals sucking titty milk
I don’t see orher adult animals sitting in front of a screen and paying taxes either
Touché
Idk I see a lot of grown men and women sucking on titties.
The appeal to nature fallacy is fun, but once people realize it is one (only for things they don’t want to hear of course), let’s add something not based on a fallacy:
:(
There are a LOT of non-dairy based milk options. Not having dairy doesn’t mean not having milks!
Personally I like oat milk the best. But I tend to try different kinds on whim and when I see them.
But of course, spreading tobacco smoke and reducing the IQ and creativity of the whole human population, which in turn causes them to be unable to find a proper replacement for the things that you are against, while also increasing the rate of ageing of everyone, is pretty cool.
😉
Be honest, do you look for such activity?
Might have to now
I don’t know what’s funnier about this comment section… The people who seem to absolutely despise milk, or the big milk shills downvoting them all into oblivion.
So, I was an evil psychopath since I was young. Thanks. I’m proud of myself.
Some people are just so lactose intolerant smh
Can’t we have some tolerance in this world smdh
git gud intolerants
There are two types of adults this world - those who are lactose intolerant and those who haven’t figured out that they are lactose intolerant yet
You forgot the third - those
of uswho are lactose intolerant and ignore it
Most of the world is lactose intolerance.
Only colder climates have been drinking it out of necessity and have developed tolerance.
https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Lactose-intolerance-worldwide-of-total-population_fig1_356534690No, cheese and yogurt are cool.
Also Homelander.
And Misfits.
Neither Homeländer nor McPoyle are represented. This is far from definitive.
you will call her!
McPoyles aren’t evil, they’re true chaotic neutral.
I literally hide my eyes and gag laugh pretty much every time these guys are on screen. My husband thinks its hysterical because I find them to be hilarious but they make my stomach wretch.
My uncle described to me in great detail about a nightmare he had of that trio after watching a few episodes they were in lol
what is this
Just two normal guys hanging out with their sister.
The McPoyles in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
This clip is mcpoyal milk perfection, including using milk to dress a stab wound https://youtu.be/W5liIhpkpkA
Beat me to the Mcpoyles
Why btw ? I love milk
Probably something about moms tit or the lack of it.
poor cows
Who said anything about cows 😏
Milk doesn’t grow on trees…
c/woooosh
It grows on teets!
